You Know You're a Mom When...

You know you're a mom when...

-you begin recognizing where children's clothes featured in movie previews and commercials are from (ie., The Children's Place)

-you receive weeds as "flowers" and make your child feel as if he's given you the world (which he really has!)

-you spend your wedding anniversary curled up on the couch with the cutest toddler in the world, diapering a severely diaper-rashed booty

-you entertain yourself by pointing out body parts and laughing as you "play"

-you'd rather buy stuff for your child than yourself

-you can't remember what it's like to sleep through the night

-you can't go anywhere with one bag anymore

-you do more laundry in a week (or sometimes days) than you once did in a month

-you can decipher a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g your child says!